Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Never Fear, Dear Coop Responses Are Here!

ALI COOPER '09


Puzzled Over Politics wrote...

Dear Coop,
I am horribly politically unaware and surrounded by insanely opinionated people. All I do is sit back and nod (and then quickly change my expression and shake my head when everyone else gets enraged). I want to become more informed but every time I try to educate myself my eyes glaze over with boredom. What should I do?

Help!
Puzzled over politics


Dear Puzzled Over Politics,

Despite their facade, I am sure that many of your friends feel similarly to you. I know I’ve been in the same boat for quite a while…and then I started taking Mr. Adjout’s Global Media and Politics class…

So there’s my first piece of advice: Take Mr. Adjout’s class! Haaa…no but really…it helped me get some great insight on current events and even develop a few opinions of my own. Now, for all I know, you’re already a senior and your chances to take this class have passed, maybe youre already IN my class. So. If for whatever reason you can’t take Adjout’s class, or you’re maybe in his class and…not paying attention?? Here are a few things that I’ve learned.

Now, as someone whose eyes also tend to glaze over with boredom when trying to educate myself about the world, I like to go to news websites and just browse the headlines. If something stands out, I skim the article and when I get bored I skip to another one. We’re starting out slow. No one says you have to diligently read through entire articles in order to become more politically aware. Clearly, neither of us have quite developed the necessary attention spans to be fully invested in today’s lengthy news articles. The headlines are great: the font’s big, they usually get the main points across, sometimes they’re even a little funny…what’s so wrong with that? Chances are, you’ll find something that strikes your fancy and actually want to read the whole article. You’ll most likely find a favorite website that posts the types of articles you have the desire to read in full.

Another source: blogs. If you Google whatever you’re thinking you want to learn about, some blogging sites or specific blogs will almost always pop up. If they don’t, add “blog” to the end of your search criteria. Bloggers often have clearly stated opinons about whatever topic they’re writing about. See what you find.

Hopefully, your eyes haven’t glazed over after reading this article…good luck!
(P.S. Blinking a lot can sometimes cut through the eye-glaze.)

-Coop

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Mimi's Phrase of The Week

Bon Jour Beaver! It’s Mimi coming straight out of the junior class. OH 10! Anyways, as most of you know, I am of Haitian decent and speak Haitian Creole fluently. My column will give you a chance to learn some of my native language. Every week there will be a new phrase or word. SO HAVE FUN! If there is anything you would like me to post , feel free to ask.


Phrase of the week: Mwen remen’w anpil
Translation: I like you a lot

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Monday, September 22, 2008

I Declare It Time For Random Awesome Things

MICHAEL FIRER '09

This Week in Random: Hyper Music Videos

In other words, generally fast music that makes you feel like standing on a table and spinning in circles with one leg outstretched, kicking over anything in your way.

A few of these aren’t really all that hyper, but you know what? Don’t worry about it. Also, I’ll try to aim for more obscure stuff, but it’s not a rule. Also also, count how many times I say “these guys.”


Start Wearing Purple, by Gogol Bordello
The lead singer, a Ukrainian gypsy, has a fondness for mustaches and a distaste for shirts. A winning combination if I ever saw one. Every song is a bizarre, alcohol-fueled “gypsy punk” extravaganza. Watch American Wedding to see what I mean. Or for that matter any of their stuff.


Night Boat to Cairo, by Madness
These are the guys that wrote Our House, which most people know better as “that coffee jingle.” Madness is, without a doubt, the happiest band I’ve ever seen. Every song is this upbeat, even one named Cardiac Arrest. Clearly the planning for this video never went beyond “everyone dances, jiggly guy sings and jiggles (simultaneously!), everyone dances some more,” though I can’t say I don’t love it.


Gyrru Gyrru Gyrru, by Gruff Rhys
Apparently, Gyrru is Welsh for “driving.” Who knew? Gruff Rhys is the singer of Welsh band Super Furry Animals, though his solo stuff is, without a doubt, better. This is when all two people out there who know and love Super Furry Animals send me death threats. Also check out Y Gwybodusion and, unless you’re afraid it’ll compromise your manliness to even consider it, Candylion.


Dreaming of You, by The Coral
This is the only song I know by these guys, but it never grows old to me.


Girl Anachronism, by The Dresden Dolls
The Dresden Dolls never cease to creep me out, which doesn’t mean I listen to them any less.

Dashboard, by Modest Mouse

Pork and Beans, by Weezer

Here it Goes, by OK Go

Okay, so these three aren’t really all that obscure, but I could listen to each one on a loop for an hour straight before getting sick of them, so I figure that earns them a place here. That’s all I’ll say about them. Those are the links, go click 'em if you want to hear the songs.


Moskau, by Dschinghis Khan
Okay, after those three it's time for something really obscure. A German band whose name means Genghis Khan (hence the costumes, I suppose). This is the only song of theirs I know, but please, watch the video while you listen. It's simply not the same without it. Believe me, I wish I could dance like that.


Go-Go Gadget Gospel, by Gnarls Barkley
This should be pretty self-explanatory, methinks. These are the guys (well, there’s only two of them) that made Crazy.


Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured, by Arctic Monkeys
No video here, just the song, but I’ve had that opening stuck in my head for a good week now. Maybe putting it here will appease the angered music gods.


Dr. Worm, by They Might Be Giants
Every song these guys write is hilariously bizarre. Also check out Ana Ng, one of their saner songs, The Mesopotamians, one of their saner weird songs, and Birdhouse In Your Soul, one of their not-so-saner weird songs.


I Feel Fantastic, by Jonathan Coulton
Internet nerd sensation Jonathan Coulton writes songs about zombies, robots, supervillains, you name it. The song has no music video, but I like this fan-made one, so here you go. Go here and check out Code Monkey and Chiron Beta Prime and pretty much everything else. Oh, and the guy in the video looks so much like my brother that the similarity weirds me out enough to end this article here.



More randomness next week.

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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Ask Coop is Back!

Hello, fellow students. It's a new school year, which means we're all simmering with summer stories, curiously crowded with questions, and dying to divulge new drama. Ask Coop is back and better than ever. Post your questions, you little advice-seekers, you!
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Carrie's Top Five

CARRIE WIDMER '10

My name is Carrie Widmer and I'm a member of the junior class. Each week I will put up a section called Top 5. I will rank different subjects accordingly and come up with the Top 5 of each. If you have any comments or suggestions, feel free to e-mail me at widmerc10@bcdschool.org

This Week: Top 5 Places To Work

1. Library cubicles
2. Graphics lab
3. Computer lab
4. Bau's room
5. Alex Cohn terrace


Old Top 5's....

Top 5 Lunches
1. Mexican (tacos, quesadillas, nachos)
2. Chicken patties
3. Hamburgers
4. Brunch (french toast sticks, eggs)
5. Pasta with meatballs

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Friday, May 16, 2008

Ask Coop No. 2: Crushes, Cats, and a Reminder

ALI COOPER '09

Helloooo Beaver! Remember me?! I've been checking my "Ask Coop" column every day, but I'm sooo lonely as I've gotten no recent posts. I know that we're all stressed with finals coming up. I know we're all freaking out that our beloved seniors are off on senior project. But seriously. No one has any problems in need of solutions? No questions in need of answers?! We are high school students! Were BEAVER high school students! Plenty of drama to go around, people!

Ask me a question by adding a comment onto this article, or even slip a note into my box at school!


Below are the responses to the two most recent posts. They are a bit strange, so enjoy!

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Dear Coop

I am in love with my teacher. I know its completely inappropriate but I cant help it. He's perfect. I think about him constantly.What should I do?

Sincerely
Classroom Crush

Dear Classroom Crush,

GO FOR EXTRA HELP AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

Just kidding. Bottom line: you can’t control who you’re crushin’ on. My only advice is: don’t act on your feelings…it will end horribly. It sucks to have to contain your feelings, especially if they are as strong as you say, but I don’t think you have much of a choice in this case! As long as all evidence (hearts with his and your initials in them, sketchy love notes, etc.) has been hidden and/or destroyed, your only worry should be trying to contain yourself in his class…

Good luck!
Coop


Dear Coops,

I used to have a certain penchant for felines. With years of grooming, petting, nursing, and feeding has come a certain progression of my feelings towards these cats. No longer do I take quick glances to check on my little furry friend. I stare longingly into her eyes, her blue pearl eyes, hoping that she too will stare into my eyes.

But she never does. She would rather invest herself in a game of "untangle the ball of yarn." One day, I hid the ball of yarn, and watched her struggle to find it. When she finally gave up, she focused her attention back on me, and I, conversely, focused my eyes on her. Yes, sadly, I had to resort to a game of "hard to get" to entice her, but in the end, it was all for a good cause.

Coop, I am writing you this letter because I just don't know what to do anymore. How do you express love to a friend for whom you clean the litter box? Please help me!

Sincerely,
Changing


Dear Changing,

I…I just…I think this one goes a little beyond me………

Sorry,
Coop

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Trivia Tuesday No. 2

Answer to last week's trivia question:
The largest tire producer in the world (by number of tires produced yearly) is… the LEGO Group. OK, so they make miniature tires, but still, they make more than any other manufacturer.

More LEGO trivia: On average, there are 62 LEGO bricks for every person on Earth. Eight LEGO bricks can be combined in 8.3 trillion different ways.

An Irish syndicate once gamed the Irish lottery by brute force attack, buying up almost all 2 million combinations of lottery numbers. They ultimately made modest gains of about half a million dollars.

Challenging the Rokokas alphabet mentioned last time, but arguably not a genuine alphabet, the Beghilos alphabet contains only ten letters. You may know it by its other name, Calculator writing.

The International Space Station has a hefty multimedia library, including Star Wars, Lost, The Matrix, Lord of the Rings, The Princess Bride, A Charlie Brown Christmas, Apollo 13, and so on—but, oddly enough, no Star Trek.

Hydra are apparently biologically immortal, and do not undergo aging.

To be answered next week:
The internet can be aptly described via metaphor as what enemy of seaborne vessels around (parts of) the world? And why?

Note: yes, we realize we skipped a week, but we had even more trivia than before in an effort to make it up to you. :)

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Thursday, May 8, 2008

Blooper: The Can't-Miss Beaver Event of the Night

TOPH TUCKER '08

I don't know how closely you watch the bcdschool.org calendar, but it's pretty handy. If you had looked last week, though, you'd have spotted something that probably wasn't supposed to be there.

Friday, May 9, 2008
2:00 AM
Test Upcoming Game Title
WH Test Team vs B.C. High School , Berwick, Brooks A

test game description. test game description. test game description. test game description. test game description. test game description.

Three teams at once!? But wait, it gets better.

If you click on WH Test Team, you're taken to a team description page. Apparently we beat Berwick 78 to 3 on April 10th! Oh, and the uniform is "hot pink," the departure location is the cafeteria (or dining hall, as Mr. Manning would say), the dismissal time is 2:00 AM, the departure time is 12:50 AM, and the pick-up time is 4:30 AM. Go figure.
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Sunday, May 4, 2008

Microsoft pulls out of Yahoo deal

TOPH TUCKER '08

Last night, Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer wrote in a letter to Yahoo! CEO Jerry Yang that Microsoft had decided to abandon its three-month bid for the faltering Internet giant. He wrote, ?I still believe even today that our offer remains the only alternative put forward that provides your stockholders full and fair value for their shares. By failing to reach an agreement with us, you and your stockholders have left significant value on the table. But clearly a deal is not to be.? This comes as a surprise to many who had been expecting either a done deal, or an announcement by Microsoft that it would go hostile.

Early reaction online has been that by rejecting Microsoft?s offer, Yahoo! is putting the nail in its own coffin. One blogger titled his post ?Ballmer to Yang: Dear Jerry, Drop Dead.? Another called the move ?Yahoo?s Hari-Kari.? Yahoo?s stock will likely plummet to near its pre-bid point, and it could face stockholder revolt.

Yahoo! has threatened to outsource search advertising to Google, either to ward off a Microsoft bid or to intentionally cannibalize a key Yahoo! business in the event of a hostile takeover. (Apparently Yang was threatening to burn Moscow.) However, such a deal would face regulatory scrutiny, as an alliance of the #1 and #2 search providers would leave an overwhelming 85% of the market in Google?s hands. In addition, it would essentially throw away the heaps of work that Yahoo! has been doing in that critical arena. Even by signaling it would consider such a deal, Yahoo! is practically admitting defeat.

While most pundits see this outcome as a loss for Yahoo, there is also the belief that Ballmer botched the deal. Still, if Yahoo stock drops to bargain basement levels, Microsoft could return later this year with another deal. Alternatively, it could pick up the scraps of AOL or expand its Facebook alliance.

UPDATE 5/5/08 12:27 AM: Sure enough, Yahoo stock has fallen 17% (and counting), while Google and Microsoft have gained.

Further reading:
Microsoft Press Release
MSNBC Article
MarketWatch Article
Yahoo?s Nightmare Scenario: I?m From Google and I?m Here to Help!
Microsoft To Yahoo: Take a Hike!
Yahoo Responds: ?The distraction of Microsoft?s unsolicited proposal now behind us?

Microsoft has options after dropping Yahoo bid
Yahoo CEO Yang is now on the hot seat
Ballmer?s drive was key element in Yahoo bid

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Trivia Tuesday No. 1

TOPH TUCKER ‘08

Adjacent pendulum clocks synchronize with each other. This phenomenon is called “odd sympathy.”

Although these things are hard to judge, Star Wars is probably the #2 best-selling book series of all time. Harry Potter is #3. #1 is a German sci-fi series called Perry Rhodan.

There are about 100 lightning flashes every second on Earth.

In Sweden, tic-tac-toe is known as hobo’s chess.

The Rotokas language uses the smallest alphabet still in use today. It is a mere 12 letters: A E G I K O P R S T U V.

To be answered next week:
Who is the world’s largest tire producer, by number of tires produced per year?
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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Links: Intro, YouTube, Mesh, etc.

Welcome to the Beaver Reader link blog. Every Wednesday, we'll offer up some interesting finds from around the web.

YouTube

You've probably seen these, but they're more or less required viewing, so here goes:
Dramatic Chipmunk
Obama Baby #1
Obama Baby #2

Discovery Channel "I Love the World" ad
Elephant Painting
Garbage Day

This one does a nice job of describing a lot of the things this whole newspaper is about.
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Casio Exilim EX-F1: Tomato Violence at 300, 600 and 1200fps
Enterprising youngster gets himself stuck in a claw machine
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And, in actual news, this is pretty interesting if you're interested in such thing: Live Mesh; more here.

Meanwhile, Facebook Chat (which we first told you about back in March, not to rub it in ;)) seems to have completed its rollout. Also check out Facebook Lexicon to track what gets the most talk on Walls.

And see here the regularly-updated Beaver Class of '08 college map. (GMaps version; GeoRSS)
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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Clash of the Titans: Potential Yahoo! deal brings industry behemoths head-to-head

TOPH TUCKER ?08

Microsoft. Google. Time Warner. News Corp. Four of the biggest names in business; combined market cap of half a trillion dollars. And they?re all getting involved in the battle over troubled Internet giant Yahoo.

It started on February 1, when Microsoft announced an unsolicited $44.6 billion takeover bid for Yahoo. Since then, Yahoo has looked for every possible way out of the deal, but analysts agreed it was a waiting game. No white knight emerged, and Microsoft is now threatening to turn the bid hostile if Yahoo doesn?t accept quickly. They have refused to raise their bid, instead countering that, if anything, it would only go down.

By Wednesday, though, things seemed to be heating up. Yahoo entered into a limited trial run of a Google ad partnership, and late that night, the news broke that other deals may be looming. Specifically, Time Warner was mulling a deal that would combine AOL and Yahoo, while News Corp. was considering a joint bid with Microsoft. The latter coalition would potentially combine Yahoo, MSN, and MySpace into a single entity.

Whichever way the deal goes, it stands to dramatically shake up the Internet landscape. The fate of search, email, portal and instant messaging monopolies hangs in the balance. Yet any merger would be messy. Aside from the simple stuff?where employees go, which services are discontinued?each of these companies controls a huge amount of backend infrastructure that would have to be consolidated.

Everyone knew this was going to be fun; so far, it hasn?t disappointed. What remains to be seen is the quantitative effect on the marketplace.

Further reading:

MSNBC: Yahoo takeover battle takes dramatic twist
WSJ Article
Reuters Article
Marketwatch Article
Wikipedia Entry
Site Statistics

More coverage

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Monday, April 7, 2008

“You’re a True-oo-oo-oo Friend”

JESSICA PENZIAS '08

Ed. note: for your own good, we have not embedded the videos in question. They may be found after the break.

I have recently discovered a hidden gem on the internet. No, I didn’t find secret stock tips, or discover who shot JFK. Instead, I found something so much better: Miley and Mandy on Youtube. Many of you (if not all of you) are (or should be) familiar with 15-year-old, Pop star, singing sensation Miley Cyrus. Not only does she have a hit show on the Disney Channel, multiple number one CDs, a 3-D movie, an alter-ego named Hannah Montana and an unbelievably popular concert tour, she also has a new series of videos on Youtube with her “BFF” Mandy.

Mandy, a 20-year-old dancer on Miley’s current tour, has become Miley’s new best friend, replacing Leslie who was immortalized in Miley’s hit song “See You Again.” (In the song Miley references her former BFF Leslie in the chorus). Leslie unfortunately moved back to Tennessee and is probably kicking herself at this very moment. While Mandy (who Miley refers to as “Shmandy” or “Shmand”), like all best friends, gives Miley support and advice, Miley, gives Mandy national fame. In fact, Miley even hooked Mandy up with producers and executives, and sure enough, Mandy is now a member of the girl-group “Beach Girls” (who will begin a tour shortly after the “Meet Miley Cyrus” tour ends). Reportedly, Miley also wrote a song on the Beach Girls upcoming album.

In the famed videos, the stars show that they are just like any other 15 or 20 year-old girl. They laugh at their own jokes, make funny faces at each other, lip-sync (granted, to their own number one hits) and make adorable comments. And, indeed, they are adored. The videos average around 1,000,000 views…EACH.

Take a look at the following videos featuring Shmandy and Shmiley.

The Miley & Mandy Show! Epis. Irrelevant
The Miley and Mandy Show! Jokes
The Miley and Mandy Show! QUESTIONS

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Ask Coop No. 1: Prom, Hannah Montana, and Valentines Day

ALI COOPER '09

Welcome to the first installment of our new advice column. Leave your questions in the comments!

Coop,

I think I am in love with my best friend, but he seems to have fallen in love with another girl: Hannah Montana. No, not Billy Cyrus' daughter, the actual television character. I find this strange, but I must win his affection.

How do I beat Hannah Montana when she has the best of both worlds? Is she unstoppable? What to do?

Help is needed,
Disney Dreamer


Dear Disney Dreamer,

Mm, I’ve seen this one before. You probably feel that, if you were a movie, he’d be the right guy. You’d be the best friend that he’d fall in love with, and in the end you’d be laughing and watching the sunset, it would fade to black, show the names, and they’d play that happy song. Maybe sometimes you walk a little faster in the school hallway just to get next to him. Some days, you might even spend a little extra time in the morning just to impress him. I don’t blame you.

Nobody’s perfect. Everybody makes mistakes, and everybody has those days. Remember that everyone has a flaw or a weakness, and maybe your friend’s downfall is his infatuation with America’s favorite Disney star. If you recognize his problem, maybe you can be the one to pull him out of it. Go right ahead and compete with Hannah Montana, you have nothing to lose!

You can be glamorous just like he sees in all the magazines. You can be cool as ice, or anything you want to be. Stay strong, and stay positive. Your friend will soon remember that Hannah Montana is only available each night from 7:00-7:30 PM Eastern. He’ll realize what he’s missing out on and say, “I can’t wait to see her again.”

Learn from Hannah! Flirt, and have some fun. Make your best friend notice and don’t squelch your feelings! If all this doesn’t work, a little imagination has been known to go a long way…grab yourself a Hannah Montana wig, a pair of knee-high boots, and something sequin-ey, and see what your friend thinks then!

Just take this situation and turn it all around. With a new attitude, everything can change, just make it how you want it to be. Life’s what you make it. You’re gonna get what you deserve, because you got nerve.

- Coop

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Dear Coop,

For Valentine’s Day, my boyfriend bought me a bunch of random presents. It was really cute and thoughtful. The next day, I found out that he bought them from Big Lots the day before Valentine’s. Is this grounds for breakup? What should I do? Help me!

From,
What-to-do


Dear What-to-do,

As I read your letter, the first thing that struck me was your original excitement about the Valentine’s Day goodies your boyfriend gave you. You felt that they were cute and thoughtful…clue in on that, baby! The fact is: it doesn’t matter how many zeroes are stuck on the end of the price tag. So the boyf was a little disorganized and didn’t have time to shop for some presents a few days before V-Day…remember that old saying, “it’s the thought that counts”?

Don’t sweat it, it’s not the price that matters, or even where it comes from. And hey, your boyfriend still managed to get you something you really liked…he didn’t screw up as bad as you think!

Good Luck!

-Coop

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Ali,

My best friend just bought a really ugly prom dress. She spent so much money on it and she can't return it but it makes her look ridiculous. What should I do?

Sincerely,
Conflicted friend


Dear Conflicted Friend,

Yikes. This is a tough situation. Good for you for wanting to be honest but in this case, go against your gut reaction…honesty probably isn’t the best policy here. In these circumstances, her feelings are really the only ones that matter. If she feels beautiful in the dress, who are you to ruin her night? Wear some dark sunglasses and enjoy prom.

If she looks…um…unfortunate…, maybe help her pick out a cute pair of shoes or make sure she gets her makeup done really well. You’ll have the freedom of buying your own rockin’ prom dress, and hey, your friend might think your dress is heinous, too!

Happy shopping!

-Coop

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Coopers,

I don't know who to take to prom. How do I decide? Does it really matter THAT much? Do I take a friend, and is that ok?

Sincerely,
Junior Jitters

Dear Junior Jitters,

Ah, prom…the defining moment of your life. The event it all comes down to. The night that will shape the rest of your high school career…

Not.

Prom is supposed to be fun and crazy. To answer your question, no it does NOT matter that much! Taking a friend is 100% okay. In fact, I personally think it’s better to go with a friend (rather than a crush or whatever) because there’s much less pressure on you and your date. You’ll be with your escort for pictures and the limo ride and sit at the dinner table with ‘em, but other than that, everyone hangs out together. Everyone dances together and everyone parties together afterwards.

My advice: Go to prom with someone that you know you’ll have fun with. That’s what the whole night’s about!

See you there!

-Coop

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Dear Coop,

In middle school, I was really good at Baseball. But now I play lacrosse. All my friends are playing baseball, and I don't think I will make many friends playing lacrosse. What can I do? I am freaking out and I really need an answer!!!!!!

From,
Mike C. Jones


Dear Mike Jones, (Ha.)

If you like lacrosse better than baseball, play lacrosse! You’re gonna have at least one thing in common with the rest of the lax team- your love for the sport. (Plus, have you taken a look at who’s on the BCDS lax team? Pretty crazy dudes.) My advice is this: play out both situations. Pretend you’ve decided to play lax this spring. Are you pissed that you’re missing out at baseball practice? Then pretend you’ve decided to play baseball. Are you mad you didn’t try lacrosse instead? Think about why you wanted to play lacrosse originally, what made you stop playing baseball? My guess is: if you ask yourself those questions, the answer will be a little easier to find.

But honestly, try not to freak out, it’s only Beaver sports! And you’re only playing for, what? Less than three months? If you’re thinking you’re going have way more fun with your buddies on the baseball team, play baseball!

Inside Scoop- If you try lax and hate it, I’m pretty sure you’ll be able to switch teams within the first week!

Good luck, I’m sure you’ll have a blast no matter what team you make yourself a part of.

-Coop

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

A History of April Fools’ Day Pranks

TOPH TUCKER ‘08

On this day, some less-mature elements of society like to partake in something known as “April Fools’ Day.” We at The Beaver Reader are no fools, however, and scoff at their folly. Journalism, after all, is serious business.

However, given the chaos that has occasionally ensued thanks to rampant irresponsibility on April the 1st, we thought it a valuable service to our readers to review some of the most famous April Fools’ Day pranks of all time.

…never mind, we’re too lazy, but these two web sites ought to do the trick:

1. "April Fools’ Day" on Wikipedia
2. Top 100 April Fools’ Day Hoaxes of All Time

Also of note is the “Real News on April Fools’ Day” section of the Wikipedia article. An earthquake/tsunami in 1946 killed 165 people in Hawaii and Alaska, in part because news of it was dismissed as a hoax. So keep that in mind next time a boy cries wolf.

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BREAKING NEWS: DUMBLEDORE IS STRAIGHT

Early this morning, during a press release, special correspondent Rita Skeeter revealed that deceased Hogwarts Headmaster, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, considered one of the greatest wizards of modern times, is in fact of the heterosexual orientation. Professor Dumbledore is known for his defeat of dark wizard Gellert Grindelwald in 1945, a man who was perceived to be his first love. He also was famous for his discovery of the twelve uses of dragon?s blood and his work on alchemy with Nicholas Flamel.

At a young age, Dumbledore befriended Godric?s Hollow neighbor Grindelwald. They were united by their mutual dreams of finding the Deathly Hallows and conquering the wizarding world for the ?greater good,? together. Following Dumbledore?s tragic death at the hands of Severus Snape, he was widely believed to be of the homosexual orientation. A year ago, Sybill Trelawny, great-great-granddaughter of the celebrated seer Cassandra Trelawney and professor of Divination, revealed that she had a ?vision? of Dumbledore?s true nature. Not long after that, Gilderoy Lockhart, author of Magical Me, published a tell-all novel of his time at Hogwarts, which mentioned his (now proven false) accusations that Dumbledore made sexual advances towards him.

?Its bloody ridiculous that this git could make such a stupid comment about Dumbledore,? complained Auror Ron Weasley, previous student of Dumbledore. ?That nutter has never spoken a true word in his entire pathetic life.?

After Harry Potter?s defeat of dark wizard Voldemort this June, Minerva McGonagall, longtime colleague of Dumbledore, was forced to take veritaserum, the ?truth? potion, in order for the ministry to determine the truth of what happened that night, and what led up to it. In the interview, when asked of her relationship with Dumbledore, she revealed the truth of his sexuality. Apparently, throughout their long time friendship, their relationship grew to be something more than ?just colleagues.? Their escapades included late night rendezvous in the Room of Requirement and secret trips to the astronomy tower to gaze at the stars.

Needless to say, this revelation brings up questions of what the other Hogwarts teachers might be doing at night. It makes us ponder the existence of illegitimate children who might be the result of this clandestine affair and heir to Dumbledore?s fortune of unique treasures and considerable wealth.

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Facebook preps new privacy, chat, and application features

TOPH TUCKER ?08

Early Wednesday morning, Facebook rolled out a new set of comprehensive privacy features. Members can now create ?friend lists? and control how much information the people on each list may access. For instance, a person may create a ?School? list and a ?Family? list in order to display school-related photo albums only to school friends, and family-related photo albums only to family friends. In fact, users can even control what individual friends see, making it possible to create, for instance, albums that everyone except a single person can see.

For years, Facebook has had some of the most comprehensive privacy features of any site on the web. For a service that hosts such a wealth of information about its users, that level of control is necessary for users to remain comfortable. Yet as the privacy page continues to expand, Facebook runs the risk of making settings too daunting, discouraging users from delving into them at all.

Upon clicking ?privacy? in the upper-right corner of the page, users are presented with four options: Profile, Search, News Feed and Mini-Feed, and Applications. Some categories contain multiple tabs, sometimes with close to a dozen subcategories on each tab. And each subcategory may present a whole pop-up full of options about exactly who may see exactly what. For instance, a user could go to the Profile privacy page, click on the Contact Information tab, look at the Current Address subcategory, select Customize from the drop-down menu, choose the ?Some Friends? bullet point, enter certain friends or friend lists, and then enter specific people to exclude and click ?Okay.? Going so deep is certainly not necessary, and the capability is certainly appreciated, but one still wonders at what point (if ever) people will be scared off.

Meanwhile, a Facebook-sponsored page presents information and screenshots of what profile pages of the future will look like. These screenshots depict the Wall being combined with the Mini-Feed, as well as each profile being separated into different tabs: Wall, About, Photos, etc. Facebook stresses that these developments are still in the early stages, and is open to user feedback. (To give your suggestions, email profilespreview@facebook.com.) And the company has recently confirmed reports that they are working on a ?Facebook Chat? application that will allow for instant messaging without leaving the site.

As Facebook continues to grow and bring more and more content into the site, some wonder whether it will return the favor by allowing for increased openness that might break down some of the walls currently surrounding the site. Such interoperability is in part facilitated by the Facebook API?allowing, for instance, desktop widgets to show a slideshow of your friends? photos?but other efforts to use data from Facebook on other sites have been shut down. Considering Facebook's devotion to privacy, that?s understandable. But the question remains: how long can Facebook continue to absorb more and more features before it finds its domination contested by the open-er internet at large?

Sources:
MSNBC: Facebook adds privacy controls
Facebook Preview Page
Facebook Blog: More Privacy Options

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Monday, March 3, 2008

How Do the Beaver Mock-Elections Compare to the Real World Results?

ELIZABETH COBB ?08 & GABBY GUTMAN ?11

Last Tuesday millions of Americans from 22 states went out to vote in the Super Tuesday presidential primary. Additionally, Beaver?s student council held a mock election, giving students, faculty, and staff the opportunity to support their favorite candidates. Polls were open in the morning and afternoon, giving voters the option of choosing a Democrat or Republican ballot. For the Democrats one could choose from, Barrack Obama, Hillary Clinton and Mike Gravel. The Republican candidates were John McCain, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee. Both ballots also had the option of a ?write-in? candidate, where voters could vote for someone not listed on the ballot. Though this option had been exploited in the past (David Ortiz got over 20% of the freshman votes for president in 2004) there were only 10 ballots with write-in candidates. The write-ins consisted of Stephen Colbert, New York mayor Mike Bloomberg, Dennis Kusinich, Beowoulf, former presidential hopeful Bob Dole, middle school teacher Jon Greenberg, Jesus and ?Democracy.?

Though the results of the election were not surprising, the turnout was lower than expected. The middle school had 68% participation. Of the 80 student who voted, an overwhelming 92.5% used Democratic ballots, leaving 6 Republican supporters in the three grades. In the upper school, student involvement ranged from 75% of the 10th grade voting to a mere 53% of seniors going to the polls. One of the most surprising parts of the election was the representation of republican voters in the junior class. Beaver, often assumed to be a liberal and strongly democratic school, had 39 upper schoolers opt for the republican ballot, with 36% of the junior class supporting the GOP. However, by far the most disappointing group of voters was the faculty and staff; of 100, only 34 teachers and administrators showed up to support the candidates at school. The poor showing by seniors and staff is most likely due to the fact that many seniors and faculty members could vote in the real election, and saw that opportunity as more important than a mock election.

In the final tally, Obama won the mock election in a landslide with 74% of the Democrat vote. Clinton received 20% of the Democratic vote, while the generally unknown Mike Gravel was only chosen by 11 people. For the Republicans, John McCain won with 51% of the party?s votes. Ron Paul came in second with only 20% of the GOP?s support.

Though it is clear that Beaver ?has a crush on Obama,? many results across the country on Super Tuesday were not so one-sided. On February 5, 2008 there were 24 primaries held throughout the country. These results will help determine who the republican and democratic nominees would be. For the democrats, Hillary Clinton won 782 delegates, barely beating Barrack Obama, who won 757. The number of delegates needed to win the democratic nomination is 2,025, but the closeness of the delegates at this point shows how important the upcoming primaries will be.

On the republican side, John McCain had a huge lead, with 605 delegates, Mitt Romney had 201 and Mike Hukabee came in third with having 152. (Note: for the republicans to get the nomination they need 1,191 delegates.)

For the state-by-state break down, Obama won 13 out of the 22 states that held democratic primaries, leaving Clinton with 9. Here in Massachusetts, Clinton won with 56% of the democratic votes, and Mitt Romney, who has since dropped out, came out in the lead with 51% of the republican votes. Following was McCain with 41%.

Super Tuesday is the day when almost half of the states have their primaries, and the results have a large impact on the final outcome for the presidential nominees. This year much was decided for the Republicans while very little was decided for the Democrats. At the end of the day, Obama and Clinton were neck in neck, while McCain has enough of a lead that his nomination is almost already guaranteed. As the primaries continue the race is very close on both sides, with many suspecting that party candidates will not be decided until the party conferences this summer. The primaries to come will be very exciting as we get closer to the convention.

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Sunday, March 2, 2008

Introducing: Ask Coop!

ALI COOPER '07

Hey readers,

I am eager to inform you that I will be writing a regular advice column from now on. It’s gonna work like this: readers can write me a letter in the form of an online comment (it can be anonymous!) Merely click the comment link bellow this article and write away! Feel free to be a little creative with your questions. I will post replies as frequently as possible. Have fun. I hope to hear from you soon. You all will be hearing from me!

Ali Cooper

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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Virology: The Ebola Virus

NICK TSAKMAKLIS '08

The Ebola virus is named after a small river in Sudan, the site of the first cases. It is one of the world’s most dangerous agents of death. Since the first major outbreak in 1976, similar outbreaks occurred in 1979, 1984, 1995, 2000, and 2001. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and the World Health Organization, 54.5 percent of individuals who contracted the Ebola virus Sudan (EBO-S) passed away. Additionally, 81.3 percent of people who became infected with Ebola virus Zaire (EBO-Z), perished. The Ebola virus belongs to the Filoviridae family of viruses. There are four distinct types of this virus: Zaire, Sudan, Cote d’Ivoire, and Reston. Out of these four versions of the virus, only the first three are responsible for causing humans illness. The fourth subtype, Reston, has not caused “clinical illness” in the few individuals who contracted it . As evident, there are multiple types of Ebola virus, with the majority of them being fatal to those who become infected.

The Ebola Virus was first discovered in a western province of Sudan and in a region of what is now known as the Republic of Congo (formerly Zaire) in 1976. In this outbreak, 284 people were infected. Of them, 151 succumbed to the deadly virus. At the same time, in the Republic of Congo, the virus proved fatal in 280 of the 318 reported cases. Another outbreak occurred in 1979 in Sudan which was responsible for 22 deaths (of the 33 individuals who contracted the virus). In 1989, the Ebola – Reston virus was isolated in monkeys in Reston, Virginia. Through the next seven years, a small number of cases occurred in monkeys and humans (though none were fatal). In 1994, the Ebola virus hit Gabon for the first time, killing 9 of the 19 people it infected. Subsequent breakouts occurred in February of that same year (killing 21 of 37 individuals), and in July of 1996 (killing 45 of 60 individuals). In 1995, the virus struck the Republic of Congo again. This time, 250 of the 315 infected individuals died. Between September of 2000 and January of 2001, the Ebola virus hit Sudan for the first time since 1979. This time, 224 of the 425 infected patients passed away, marking this as the largest Ebola epidemic ever. More recently, from October of 2001 to December of 2003, the Zaire subtype of the virus struck Gabon and the Republic of Congo, totaling 254 deaths (out of 302 reported cases). The total number of casualties due to the virus is staggering: out of the roughly 1,850 confirmed cases since its discovery, 1,200 did not survive.

The Ebola virus contains a single-stranded, negative –sense RNA molecule. This means that the RNA molecule must be translated to positive-sense RNA (meaning that it can be translated directly into proteins) before translation . Ebola’s genome consists of 18,959 base pairs. The virus consists of seven genes. Of these, four are structural proteins (VP30, VP35, nucleoprotein, and polymerase protein). The remaining three genes code for membrane-associated proteins (VP40, glycoprotein, and VP24). The length of the virus varies, but the optimum size for infectivity is 970 nanometers. The virus can take the shape of a long filamentous rod, U-shaped, or ring-shaped figures. Despite the variations in length and shape, the diameter of the virion is consistently eight nanometers in diameter. Not much is known about the receptor that is involved with Ebola.

Little is known about the Ebola virus’ life cycle and reproductive tendencies, though there are some theories and ideas that attempt to decipher the puzzle. It is assumed that the Ebola virus replicates similar to other negative-sense viruses, such as the influenza virus. The replication process is believed to happen in the cytoplasm of the host cell. Likely, the viral polymerase makes mRNA transcripts and ultimately begins the replication process. First, positive RNA strands are made, followed by negative ones. The negative-sense RNA then goes through another round of mRNA transcription and replication. In time, as enough viral proteins and negative-sense RNA strands accumulate, the virus buds. How the Ebola virus replicates and buds is yet to be determined, however. During this process, an interesting event occurs. One of its genes can only be expressed in a process known as transcriptional editing. Here, the viral polymerase actually adds an extra Adenosine base into the growing mRNA in order to create the proper protein sequence for the GP protein. The non-edited mRNA sequences produce SGP, which is a small, non-structural protein that is removed by the cell in large quantities. It is inferred that SGP plays some kind of role in confusing the immune system of the infected individual, thus throwing off any kind of immune response.

The incubation period of the virus is anywhere from two to twenty-one days. It is highly contagious, and infected individuals remain infected, even after death. Ebola virus can be spread through direct contact of blood, secretions, or bodily fluid of infected individuals. Additionally, contact with the deceased helped pass along the contagious virus. Commonly, unprepared workers, nurses, and doctors at hospitals contracted the virus from the infected patients. Individuals also became infected at funerals of the deceased, when proper burial protocol was not followed. As a result, many mourners received the virus. Additionally, the virus can be spread through family interactions. For example, an infected individual might unknowingly pass on the virus to his whole family during one of their meals.

To protect against this type of senseless spreading of the virus, stronger measures were taken. Patients suspected of containing the virus were isolated and barricaded from the rest of the hospital. Individuals associated with the suspected patients were also tested to make sure that they were not infected. All hospital’s personnel were briefed on the contagious nature of the virus. The importance of being careful while executing intravenous processes such as exacting blood, or handling other bodily secretions such as urine or saliva, was emphasized. Disinfection of soiled clothing and bed linens was also required due to the contagiousness of the virus and the high risk of transmission . Nurses and doctors were asked to wear masks, gloves, gowns, and goggles to prevent any spreading. All equipment was to be sterilized or thrown out . Lastly, it was the responsibility of the community where the outbreak occurred to educate its inhabitants on the seriousness of the virus and the ways in which it can be spread.

Though it is known that the virus can affect both humans and primates and that is can be transmitted rapidly between the two species, there is still a large piece of missing information. Little is still known about the origins of the virus, or about the original host. The “natural reservoir” of the virus is still unknown, but it is believed that it lives somewhere in the rain forests of Africa and in Western Asia. Although primates have been known to be able to contract and transmit the virus, they are not believed to be the original source. Instead, it is believed that they, like humans, contracted the virus from the mysterious “natural reservoir”. The virus is not exclusive to just humans and primates, however. Ebola infections have been linked to contact with forest antelope and porcupines. This indicates that other organisms might also be able to contract the virus and pass it to others, though they might not be the original source. One of the better hypotheses is one which speculates that bats might be the source of the “natural reservoir”. The reasoning behind this is that in laboratory tests and experiments, bats infected with the Ebola virus did not die. This proves that they might be the carriers of the virus, and perhaps the original source as well.

The most common way to diagnosis a possibly infected individual is through an indirect immunofluorescence test. One of the problems associated with diagnosing potentially infected patients is the risk of further spreading the disease through contact with the patient’s blood or other fluids. Another problem is that many of the preliminary symptoms, such as itchy eyes and skin rash, are not exclusive to the Ebola virus and are quite frequent in many other diseases. Currently, definitive diagnosis of the virus is based on its isolation in tissue cultures. Isolating the virus, however, poses a problem. Due to the contagiousness of the virus and its rapid transmission, the utmost caution must be taken when handling it. As a result, few laboratories in the world can handle it properly and safely. Another means of detection involves an immunoglobulin M and immunoglobulin G enzyme linked immunosorbent assay (ELISA) using Ebola Zaire antigens. Other commonly used tests include the Western Blot Analysis and radioimmunoprecipitation assays (uses radioisotope labeled antigens) . Immunoprecipitation assays involve attempting to remove an antigen from a solution by using an antibody that attaches to the antibody . A Western Blot Analysis is when an antibody is used to detect a protein in a mixture of many other proteins . Survivors of the virus can be tested for IgM and IgG antibodies (immunoglobulin M and G, respectively). Deceased individuals can be tested after death by polymerase chain reaction (PCR) or virus isolation to determine if they had succumbed to the virus. Though there are a few methods used in diagnosing patients, the large risk is in attaining samples and handling them.

Individuals infected with the Ebola virus can be subjected to a plethora of symptoms. Early symptoms might include fatigue, headaches, sore throats, vomiting/nausea, diarrhea or arthritis. As the virus begins to replicate and proliferate, more serious symptoms arise. These symptoms might include inflammation of the eyes (conjunctivitis), rashes, swelling of the genitals, internal bleeding, bleeding of the eyes, throat and mouth, and/or seizures and coma . The more severe symptoms involve internal bleeding, such as bloody noses (epistaxis), bleeding of the lungs, vomiting of blood (hematemesis), and bloody eyes (conjunctival hemorrhages). Death usually occurs within a week of infection, usually due to shock or internal bleeding.

Currently, there is no cure to the Ebola virus. Since the source of the virus is still unknown, it is impossible to control or eliminate the natural reservoir. The speed at which the virus works has also proved to be a problem, as few people have been able to develop a proper immune response. Additionally, obtaining samples and studying them is extremely difficult to do, especially in the areas of outbreak. Few places in the world have the kind of equipment and laboratories needed to study the lethal virus safely. Supportive therapy is provided to infected patients. This includes balancing their fluids and electrolytes, and maintaining healthy oxygen and blood pressure levels. Also, patients are treated for their headaches, fatigue, sore throats and/or any other curable symptom they display. Though there is no current cure for the more devastating effects of Ebola, one of the best ways to contain the virus is by isolating those individuals who are presumed to be infected. By isolating them, the virus is not allowed to spread. This might seem like a passive way of eliminating a virus (as opposed to finding an actual cure), it is absolutely necessary in preventing more deaths.

While there is no vaccine out there for the time being, one is being developed and is in the Phase I Clinical trial. A three-plasmid DNA vaccine was developed that encoded the envelope glycoprotein from the Ebola virus Zaire and Sudan subtypes. The plasmids were put together in a way so that three Ebola virus proteins would be constructed. These proteins include a nucleoprotein taken from the Ebola Zaire virus, and two glycoproteins (taken from the Zaire and Sudan subtypes). The glycoproteins contained deletions that were meant to eliminate toxicity. The three plasmids cannot replicate in animals, and would not be able to produce a potentially infectious virion even if some sort of genetic recombination were to occur.
This was injected into twenty healthy adults, ranging from 18 to 44 years old. They received the vaccine three times, at two milligrams, 4 milligrams, 8 milligrams, or placebo. The subjects were then tested by ELISA, Immunoprecipitation, and Western Blot analysis. The testing went well, with no adverse effects or coagulation abnormalities. All twenty of the subjects developed a specific antibody response to at least one of the three antigens. Though the experiment was fairly basic, it did prove that vaccination through DNA plasmids might be possible, and deserves to be further studied.

Placed in the wrong hands, the Ebola virus can become a major agent of bioterrorism. Ebola is a strong candidate for bioterrorism because of its high mortality rate, infectious nature, and lack of treatment. Among all hemorrhagic fevers, Ebola has the highest mortality rate. The speed and ease at which it infects is unprecedented. Uninformed clinics or hospitals could further spread the virus during a bioterrorist attack. The fact that the virus currently has no cure also puts it at the top of the list. With no cure, treatment or vaccine in the immediate future, the chances of defending against such an attack is slim. For this reason, the virus is listed as a category A bioweapon agent. Unfortunately for bioterrorists, obtaining enough samples to make an impact is next to impossible outside of the world’s top laboratories . This has not stopped groups in the past, however. Attempts to use the virus have been made. The former Soviet Union amassed significant amounts of Marburg (a similar virus, in the same family as Ebola) and Ebola. Japan’s Aum Shinrikyo cult tried to obtain samples of Ebola during outbreaks in the mid-nineties from Kikwit and Zaire.

The Ebola virus is among the world’s most dangerous viruses. Its catastrophic nature was put on display in the Cote d’Ivoire, the Republic of Congo, and Sudan beginning in the late seventies. The virus belongs to the Filoviridae family. Only three of the four subtypes have affected humans: Zaire, Sudan, Cote d’Ivoire, and Reston. Ebola has been responsible for at least 1,200 deaths (out of approximately 1,850 cases). Symptoms of the virus include: headaches, conjunctivitis, rashes, and internal bleeding. There is still no cure or vaccine to the virus, though quite a few are being tested at the moment. The need to find a treatment for the Ebola virus is crucial, as the virus’ ease of transmission and high mortality rate can be used in an attack against innocent individuals in bioterrorist attacks.

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Decision ?08: Barack Hussein Obama

TAYLOR HAIGLER '08

Bio
Barack Obama is currently a United States Senator from Illinois. He was born on August 4, 1961 in Honolulu, Hawaii. Throughout his early years, Barack?s friends and family called him ?Barry.? When Barack was two years old, his parents separated and a few years later divorced. His mother re-married an Indonesian Oil manager and the family moved to Jakarta in 1967. Barack returned to Hawaii to live with his maternal grandparents when he was ten. After graduating high school, Obama moved to Los Angeles, where he studied at Occidental College for two years. He then transferred to Columbia University where he majored in political science with a specialization in international relations. Right after college, Obama moved to Chicago and took a job as a community organizer with a church-based group. He worked with low-income neighborhoods to improve living conditions. Wanting to create change in a bigger way, Barack attended Harvard Law School and completed his J.D. degree magna cum laude in 1991. He returned to Chicago and practiced civil rights law, served eight years in the Illinois State Senate and in 2004 was elected to the U.S. Senate.

Caucus/Primary Results
Obama currently has the support of
1,319 delegates, 69 more than Hillary Clinton.
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Political Views
Iraq: Obama opposed the war from the beginning and will immediately bring troops home, removing up to two combat brigades each month, and all combat brigades out in 16 months. No permanent bases will be built. He will keep some troops in Iraq to protect our embassy and diplomats. As troops are removed, Obama will engage representatives from all levels of Iraqi society to seek a new accord on Iraq?s Constitution and governance. Will launch an aggressive diplomatic effort to stabilize the Middle East (ie. secure borders, isolate al Qaeda, financial support for Iraq?s reconstruction). Will provide at least $2 billion to aid Iraq?s humanitarian crisis.

Education: Obama calls for the expansion of Early Head Start and Head Start programs. Will make affordable and high-quality child care available to working families. His "Zero to Five" plan emphasizes early care for infants to ensure that all children are ready to begin their education when they reach kindergarten. Obama's plan will reform No Child Left Behind to support schools that need improvement rather than punish them. Obama has developed a "recruit, prepare, retain, and reward" program to ensure the presence of quality teachers in every classroom. Obama will simplify the application process for financial aid, and create a universal and fully refundable tax credit, which will go toward the first $4,000 of college education.

Energy & Environment: Obama will reduce carbon emissions 80% by 2050. He will invest $150 billion over 10 years towards the advancement of renewable energy (ie. plug in hybrids) and double the current funding for research and development. His plan includes reducing oil consumption by at least 35% by 2030 by increasing America?s fuel economy standards. Obama wants to improve energy efficiency 50% by 2030 by setting national goals and offering grants to those states and corporations that implement the goals. Essentially, Obama wants to make the U.S. a leader by creating Global Energy Forums and re-engaging the U.N. Framework Convention on Climate Change.

Poverty: Obama will expand access to jobs by investing $1 billion over five years in transitional jobs, creating a green jobs corps, improving public transportation and working to ensure that ex-offenders have employment opportunities. He plans to provide tax relief, increase tax benefits and raise minimum wage. He will increase the supply of affordable housing by creating trusts and funding community development programs to increase resources to the highest-need Americans. Obama will invest in rural small business, improve rural schools and ensure community-based resources to address community needs.

Sources:
http://www.barackobama.com/
iTunes Podcast: ABC News Presidential Candidate Profiles


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Friday, February 8, 2008

Recipes: McKinney’s Famous, Chemical, Reese’s Brownies

HALEY PECK '10 and RIKI ADAMS '10

Ingredients:
• 1 box of brownie mix
• 3 Heath Bars
• 12 Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups

Direcciones:

After selecting your favorite brownie mix, make your brownie batter simply by following the designated directions. Then, cut your Heath Bars into small pieces, (½ inch by ½ inch), place the batter onto a pan and put your brownies in the oven.

After ten minutes, take the brownies out of the oven and gently place Reese’s cups into your brownies and push them down into the batter.

Take note: You may need to purchase more than 12 Reese’s cups!

Unfortunately, we had difficulty when it came time to bake because we used a big pan but only had 5 Reese’s (we were a little hungry prior to baking). Also, after baking we realized that our brownies ended up being a little too big. So we recommend that, while portioning the size of your brownies, make sure you have enough Reese’s even if you don’t use them all.

Continue to bake your brownies according to the directions on the brownie box.
After taking the brownies out of the oven and letting them cool, if you are feeling creative, cut your brownies into whatever shapes you fancy; perhaps a heart for a special someone. Hope you enjoy McKinney’s brownies and have a great Valentines Day, lovebirds!

Coming up soon:
Mr. Albritton’s infamous Buttermilk Pie…“Sounds disgusting, but tastes delicious.”

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Thursday, January 31, 2008

Seeds of Conviction: The Daniel Traficonte Story

NICK TSAKMAKLIS '08

Many have exclaimed that Dan Traficonte is the last of a dying breed. They have compared him to “a…embryonic plant enclosed in a covering called the seed coat, usually with some stored food.”[1] One expert said that Dan’s life was the “most…example of society.” The Beaver Country Day School community has witnessed the extraordinary transformation of a man wanting to leave his mark on the world. To understand why he has been compared with something bearing such beautiful creation, one must first understand his history.

“[The seed] is the product of the ripened ovule of gymnosperm and angiosperm plants which occurs after fertilization and some growth within the mother plant.”[2] Immediately after his emergence into the bustling city of Watertown, his parents commented that “And thus the native hue of resolution is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought; and enterprises of great pith and moment, with this regard, their currents turn awry, and lose the name of action.”[3] They were, of course, referring to his older brother, the pride of Watertown High. Dan grew up in the shadow of his brother in the Watertown public school for the first thirteen years of his life until arriving at BCDS. Here, he prospered as a two sport athlete, student, and socialite. When asked, Daniel commented that his proudest achievements in high school included, “The fate of nations is intimately bound up with their powers of reproduction. All nations and all empires first felt decadence gnawing at them when their birth rate fell off.”[4]

Though Daniel has tasted the sweet nectar of life on multiple occasions, all good things must reach their conclusion. As Earnest Hemingway put it “For seeds that are going to be planted for gardens, the use of running water is best but frequent changes of water are effective too. Normally 12 to 24 hours of soaking is sufficient, longer soaking especially in stagnant water that is not changed can result in oxygen starvation and seed death.”[5] Enjoy the ride, Daniel, for just as Rome fell in 476 AD, one day your ticket will be called to the front of the deli register.

[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seed
[2] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seed
[3] Conversation overheard by Jesse Traficonte
[4] Benito Mussolini
[5] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seed

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February Horoscopes

SAM PACKARD '08

Aquarius (January 20–February 18): Stay away from Tacquerias, they will be your downfall. Tuesdays will be your favorite day, but for unexpected reasons.

Pisces (February 19–March 20): Listen to the wind, it knows all. But don’t listen to those jerk clouds.

Aries (March 21–April 19): Try something new, stay in old habits. They have gotten you this far, don’t abandon them now.

Taurus (April 20–May 20): Go to the Safari zone. Catch your phonetic namesake.

Gemini (May 21–June 21): Don’t let the news fool you. Eat as much E-Coli infested spinach as you can. You’re a Gemini. You’re Strong.

Cancer (June 22–July 22): You will discover new music; look out for funk rock.

Leo (July 23–August 22): OBEY MY DOG.

Virgo (August 23–September 22): I bet what happened was they discovered fire and invented the wheel. Then they burned the wheel that night.

Libra (September 23–October 22): Visit a new neighborhood. Get all the dirt you can on that neighborhood. Start a turf war between your neighborhood and this new neighborhood.

Scorpio (October 23–November 21): This is a good month to go out and get some intellectual stimulation. Get curious.

Sagittarius (November 22–December 21): Eat Halloween themed items. Candy Corn, Oreos with orange frosting, etc. etc.

Capricorn (December 22–January 19): Get Heelys. NOW.

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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Crossword #1: Faculty Wordplay

DAN TRAFICONTE '08

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Note: all clues ending with a question mark pertain to theme. Click image at right to enlarge.

Across

1 Gator and Lemon, e.g.
5 Soccer star Mia
9 Land of Uz resident
12 Type of cheese abbrev.
13 A courteous gesture?
14 Exploit
15 College’s cash?
17 Cunning
18 Fairy’s merchandise
19 Outside (prefix)
21 Beaver’s league
23 Extremely dry
24 Provide support
27 To fall in Madrid
29 Wander aimlessly
32 Will Smith’s alias?
35 Self-proclaimed 133-year-old
36 El ____, Texas
37 Moses’ number
38 Regretful exclamation
40 Einstein’s variables
42 Famous Utah ski area
43 A heavenly instrument
47 Goldberger or Goldfarb
48 1849 phenomenon?
52 More in Spain
53 Ticklish muppet
54 Mac’s movie program
55 NE institution, home of the wildcats
56 Ends Howie Mandel’s show
57 Drinks in moderation

Down

1 A loyal companion
2 “There will be Blood” costar Paul
3 Therefore in Latin
4 Struck down
5 Cheese’s counterpart
6 Lincoln, e.g.
7 Da Vinci’s “Vitruvian ___”
8 Silencer
9 Impatient ad slogan
10 Scandinavian capital
11 Ottoman Empire official
16 What particular one
20 Electrician’s abbreviation
22 Sami people
23 Come into being
24 Toward the tail
25 Intense anger
26 Destroy completely
28 Period of time
30 Koko, e.g.
31 Steinbeck’s Of Mice and ___
33 Chimney product
34 Wanderer
39 Alerted with obsolete gadget
41 Walken or Columbus (for short)
42 American economist Greenspan
44 German luxury car
45 Reply to an invitation
46 Highest degrees
47 Exotic bird
49 Shout of triumph in Barcelona
50 Actress Thurman
51 Overused internet expression

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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

ln(bcds): Math Challenge #1

ROB MACDONALD (fac.)

Editor’s note: we are proud to be the latest host to continue the math department challenge tradition, now in our new column, ln(bcds). Please email your responses to Rob MacDonald.

Middle School

Stacy is thinking of a three-digit prime number, and she says that if she multiplies all three of its digits together, she gets a prime number. She says that if she adds all three of its digits together, she also gets a prime number.

How many guesses would you need to figure out what Stacy's number is? Explain your answer.

Upper School

Fill in the blanks and explain your answer:
1, 10
0, 9
__, 60
11, __
15, 70
13, 66
17, 96

Hint: A little bit of searching on the web might make a big difference.

Again, please email your response to Mr. MacDonald. You may use the comments for discussion, but please don’t ruin the fun and give away the answers to everyone!

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Monday, January 28, 2008

Welcome to the new challenge, trivia, fun and games section!

Welcome to the new challenge, trivia, fun and games section! No newspaper is complete without a bit of fun, as thus far we've been sort of lacking in that respect. But today we are launching a new section dedicated to just that. Coming soon: trivia, crosswords, horoscopes, comics, and much more. We're starting with a continuation of the Math Department math challenge tradition, oh-so-wittily called ln(bcds).

It's very much a work in progress, so it's pretty dull right now, but we thought it was important to launch this now, and give it time to grow. And it's an opportunity for you, the readers, to once again shape the direction of the newspaper. What do you want to see here?
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Decision '08: John Sidney McCain III

TAYLOR HAIGLER '08

Bio
John was born in Alexandria, Virginia in 1936. John followed in his father and grandfather?s footsteps, attending the United States Naval Academy. He did poorly, graduating in the bottom of his class, but he became a naval aviator and served in the Vietnam War flying attack aircrafts. In 1967, on his 23rd bombing mission in North Vietnam, his plane was shot down over Hanoi. He was held prisoner and tortured in North Vietnam for five and a half years. He does not know how he survived the brutality but knows that ?this was the time he fell in love with his country.? McCain retired from the Navy in 1981, moved to Arizona and soon entered politics.

John is known for his temper and for attacking others? integrities, but now tries to remind himself the importance of respecting one?s opponent. John was a candidate in the 2000 presidential election, but was defeated by George W. Bush for the Republican nomination. Last year, his campaign suffered a near collapse due to financial issues and his support for comprehensive immigration reform, but in late 2007 he staged a comeback and as of January 2008 he is once again a leader in the race. Currently, John is an Arizona Senator and a member of several organizations including Hispanic Youth Foundation and Council on Foreign Relations.

Primary/Caucus Results
Iowa: 13.1% (4th Place)
New Hampshire: 37.1% (1st place)
Michigan: 29.7% (2nd place)
Nevada: 13% (2nd place)
South Carolina: 33% (1st place)

Political Views
Health Care: ?Americans deserve leadership for real reform that provides greater access to high-quality health care and ends spiraling costs?I believe the best way expand access and controls costs, without hurting the quality of our health care, is to harness competition to offer more affordable insurance options for as many Americans as possible, and to leverage innovation -- such as low-cost health clinics in retail stores for example -- and cost-effectiveness of our nation's firms to put an end to existing rigid, unfriendly bureaucracies.?

Iraq: ?Today, Americans are fighting bravely in battles that are as dangerous, difficult and consequential as the great battles of our armed forces' storied past. In Iraq, I know the war has not gone well, and the American people have grown tired of it. I, too, have been made sick at heart by the many mistakes made by civilian and military commanders and the terrible price we have paid for them. I want our troops home too, but I want our troops to return home with honor and in victory. We cannot react to past mistakes by embracing calls to begin troop withdrawals or to revive our previous failed strategy of a partial troop pullback that will be an even greater mistake, a mistake of colossal historical proportions, which will seriously weaken American security.?

Energy: ?I believe we must act now to increase our energy security, but the strategy I propose won't be another grab bag of handouts to this or that industry and a full employment act for lobbyists. Energy efficiency by using improved technology and practicing sensible habits in our homes, businesses and automobiles is a big part of the answer, and is something we can achieve right now. I want to improve and make permanent the research and development tax credit. I want to spend less money on government bureaucracies, and, where the private sector isn't moving out of regulatory fear, to form the partnerships necessary to build demonstration models of promising new technologies such as advanced nuclear power plants, coal gasification, carbon capture and storage, and renewable power so we can efficiently use our most abundant resources.?

Illegal Immigration: ?As president, I will secure the border. I will restore the trust Americans should have in the basic competency of their government. A secure border is an essential element of our national security. Tight border security includes not just the entry and exit of people, but also the effective screening of cargo at our ports and other points of entry. We can further strengthen our border security if we pursue policies that recognize the importance of building strong allies in Mexico and Latin America who reject the siren call of authoritarians like Hugo Chavez, support freedom and democracy, and seek strong domestic economies with abundant economic opportunities for their citizens.?

Gay Marriage: ?While, as a federalist, I recognize the right of the states to regulate the institution of marriage and to pass civil union laws, I strongly believe in the current law that declares that no other state should be legally bound to recognize same sex marriages or unions that might be legal in other places. But while the citizens of each state should decide this question, I personally oppose civil unions that for all intents and purposes confer the same status as traditional marriage. I am not against people entering into contracts or exchanging powers of attorney, a right that most states already afford to all citizens, regardless of sexual orientation.?

Sources:
http://projects.washingtonpost.com/2008-presidential-candidates/
iTunes Podcast: ABC News Presidential Candidate Profiles

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Sunday, January 13, 2008

Decision ?08: Hillary Rodham Clinton

TAYLOR HAIGLER '08

Many Beaver students will soon have their first opportunity to vote, but some may not know much about their choices. Over the next few weeks, we will profile the major candidates, starting with Democrat Hillary Clinton.

Bio
Hillary was born in 1947 in a middle-class, white suburb: Park Ridge, Illinois. She had an ordinary childhood, enjoying sports, slumber parties with her girlfriends and watching the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan Show. Yet, what does differentiate her from most women of her time is her parents? belief in equality. Her parents treated Hillary no differently than her brothers and told she could do anything she set her mind too. It wasn?t until Hillary wrote to NASA asking how she can prepare herself to one day become an astronaut that she realized how unequal society is: she was informed that a woman could not become an astronaut. Her household was conservative and when she left home to go to school at Wellesley College in the late 1960?s, she realized that it would be a difficult adjustment. Hillary went through a radical political transformation in her new liberal surrounding. After earning her B.A., Hillary went on to study law at Yale University, where she met and fell in love with former President Bill Clinton. After school Hillary worked as an attorney at Rose Law Firm, as a member of the faculty at the University of Arkansas Law School, was a board member of companies like Wal-Mart and Arkansas Children?s Hospital, was the First Lady of Arkansas in 1979 to 1981 and 1983-1993, the First Lady of the United Sates from 1993-2001 and is currently serving her second term as New York Senator.

Primary/Caucus Results
Iowa: 29% (3rd place)
New Hampshire: 39% (1st place)
Michigan: 55% (1st place)*
Nevada: 51% (1st place)

*Note: Michigan previously lost its delegates to the national convention, and Obama and Edwards withdrew their names from the ballot.

Political Views
Health Care: ?When I am President, enacting legislation to provide guaranteed quality, affordable health care will be my top domestic priority. My plan will lower health care costs by modernizing the system, focusing on preventive care, coordinating and streamlining care for chronically ill patients, and getting rid of the hidden cost of providing care to the uninsured. Under my plan, working families will get a tax credit to help pay for their premiums, insurance companies won't be able to deny coverage based on pre-existing conditions, and people won't lose coverage if they switch or lose their jobs.?

Iraq: ?When I am President, I will end the war in Iraq. I will convene a meeting of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, my Secretary of Defense, and my National Security Council to draw up a viable plan to bring our troops home starting within the first 60 days of my administration. When I am President, I will withdraw our forces from the sectarian fighting. There will be no American soldiers refereeing a civil war. No more combat patrols in Baghdad.?

Energy: ?I have three big goals: to reduce greenhouse gas emissions 80 percent below 1990 levels by 2050, the level necessary to avoid the worst impacts of global warming; to cut foreign oil imports by two-thirds from projected levels by 2030; and to transform our carbon-based economy into an efficient green economy, creating at least five million jobs from clean energy over the next decade.?

Gay Marriage: ?I believe gay and lesbian couples should have the same rights and responsibilities as all Americans, and I believe that civil unions are the best way to achieve this goal.?

Poverty: ?When I am President, I will make new investments to reduce poverty and increase opportunity for low-income Americans. To support our children in their earliest years in life, I will invest $10 billion for universal Pre-K. I will invest in mentoring and internship programs to help at-risk middle-school students stay on track for college and job success. I will provide job-training opportunities for young people who have fallen off-track in high-growth industries like renewable energy, health care, construction, and financial services.?

Sources:
http://projects.washingtonpost.com/2008-presidential-candidates/
iTunes Podcast: ABC News Presidential Candidate Profiles

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